The significance of the number 23.

Well I am back, and its been a close call I am telling you. I felt really sick. I was carted off to the V.E.T. where I had large numbers of needles stuck in me, for no apparent reason. Then I found out what had really been going on. I was lying there when I overheard my human talking to the V.E.T. They were talking about the number ’23′. The V.E.T. was saying

‘it was 23! We have never known a cat with a result that high before!’

And my human was saying

’23? Good God!’

I dont know if anyone out there knows what they are talking about but its clearly some sort of code.

Then my human was saying

‘ its not going to be easy feeding him seperately’

and the V.E.T said

‘ its really important’

and my human said ( are you ready for this? )

‘I know…….if I dont he will die!’

Now I have been thinking about this…………23 must be the name of a type of poison. That explains why I am being fed seperately, Sinner has been poisoning me again! I have been complaining about this for years,and no one takes a blind bit of notice!

This was confirmed today! I saw some food down there and my human said

‘ you can’t eat that it will make you ill! ‘

What more proof do you need!

Fortunately my human has realised at long last what is going on, and now she watches every mouthful I eat! She won’t allow the other two in the same room when I eat, they have to be fed seperately. Positive proof is that I am now feeling much better”

My life hangs by a thread, you have no idea what it is like having to live in these perilous surroundings!

I have to go back to the V.E.T next week, she says, to have more tests………checking to see if there is any more poison I expect! Its most unnerving!

Doesnt anyone out there care?

Back in hospital!!!!

Poor Boris, hes has had a rough time recently….he had to go back into hospital as he took another bad turn. Now at least we have discovered that its his pancreas playing up again.

I am hoping he will be home tomorrow. Hes been getting lots of fuss made of him at the vets, they have all got rather fond of him. Hes lapping it up!

Lives rating 4 out of 9!

Boris is home!

He looks like a patchwork quilt. Lots of fur has been shaved off for him to have a scan and his drip put up. I am going to start charging the V.E.T for the amount of fur they are taking off my cat!  Still its better than taking the skin off him while still alive as they do in China!

The bill came to  1700 pounds. I have told him he is not worth it. Hes sitting next to me now and reading this post.

I have informed Boris he is the beneficiary of modern western veternary medicine…….I am not sure he appreciates it……..His lives rating is about 6 right now.

Why has the world changed?

My human has moved house, quite where she moved it to I just dont know, but when we went outside the world outside had changed completely! We have been ‘establishing ourselves’ ie duffing up the cats in the neighbourhood. There is one female cat in particular who seems about six foot tall and totally aggressive,  all three of us find her hard to handle. She is what my human calls ‘a very pretty cat’ with a pink bell. Our human calls us ‘ a load of girls blouses’ and tells us to ‘pull ourselves together’ and throws us out again when we try to get away from her!  She reckons this cat needs an ASBO. I am naturally exempt from War Work because I must not get an adrenaline rush. So TWC and Sinner get chucked out instead.

(A quick not from my Human……………. In the Second World War cats were designated War Workers to qualify for a ration, although sick and old cats were officially exempted! There we were fighting the Luftwaffe in the Battle of Britain and what do the people at the top concern themselves with? Designating cats as War workers…it could only happen in Britain. End of humans interjection)

Meanwhile she has threatened her new neighbours with ‘litigation’ because they keep coming on her land and moving things about  (everyone says they are a bit potty) I am not quite sure what ‘litigation’ is but it sound very long winded, why not just duff them up?

My human got it into her head I was ‘fading away’ so lugged me off to the V.E.T. They stuck needles in all over the place and then said all my blood test were just fine, but I had lost weight and had a few ‘ketones in my urine’ They said it was a ‘mystery what was wrong with me’. And she paid £180 for that??