The significance of the number 23.

Well I am back, and its been a close call I am telling you. I felt really sick. I was carted off to the V.E.T. where I had large numbers of needles stuck in me, for no apparent reason. Then I found out what had really been going on. I was lying there when I overheard my human talking to the V.E.T. They were talking about the number ’23′. The V.E.T. was saying

‘it was 23! We have never known a cat with a result that high before!’

And my human was saying

’23? Good God!’

I dont know if anyone out there knows what they are talking about but its clearly some sort of code.

Then my human was saying

‘ its not going to be easy feeding him seperately’

and the V.E.T said

‘ its really important’

and my human said ( are you ready for this? )

‘I know…….if I dont he will die!’

Now I have been thinking about this…………23 must be the name of a type of poison. That explains why I am being fed seperately, Sinner has been poisoning me again! I have been complaining about this for years,and no one takes a blind bit of notice!

This was confirmed today! I saw some food down there and my human said

‘ you can’t eat that it will make you ill! ‘

What more proof do you need!

Fortunately my human has realised at long last what is going on, and now she watches every mouthful I eat! She won’t allow the other two in the same room when I eat, they have to be fed seperately. Positive proof is that I am now feeling much better”

My life hangs by a thread, you have no idea what it is like having to live in these perilous surroundings!

I have to go back to the V.E.T next week, she says, to have more tests………checking to see if there is any more poison I expect! Its most unnerving!

Doesnt anyone out there care?

You don’t expect us to be out in the cold do you?

What do you think we are? Stupid?

PLEASE SIGN THIS DOWNING STREET PETITION

I would be very grateful if you could sign this petition and send the details on to your friends to encourage them to do the same and pass it on. Its on a very short time frame.

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/chinacruelty/

I am grateful for any support you can give. You have to be a British Citizen or a UK resident to sign.

A message from Boris to his humans students!

Well, she has stuck up her lecture….far too long in my opinion. For Gods sake appear interested, she’s as mad as a hatter! If you think you have got problems, I have to live with it all the time! Its amazing how some of these people can make something so obvious sound ‘intellectual’. Well I suppose she has to justify her pay…why anyone would want to employ her is beyond me….still I suppose her hearts in the right place, even if her brain isn’t! Poor thing.

Scroll down to Borisvision link on right hand side, you’ll see it there.

My reputation is restored!

I have been feeling a bit perkier since my human took me to the V.E.T.s I have no idea why……………anyhow I have been restoring my reputation as Ratcatcher General. I used to be the top ratcatcher in this neighbourhood but after Sinner poisoned me I felt too tired. However, these last three days I have caught three rats in three days. Now you think she would be pleased wouldn’t you? Yesterday I left one in the back garden for her and she didn’t eat it so I bought it inside and started to eat it myself….she went ballistic, complaining bitterly about a headless rat at the foot of the stairs. She should look where shes walking! Theres no gratitude from this woman. What did she expect me to do with it? BBQ it? I even ate the tough part myself (the head). Here we are with nice fresh meat and she grumbles.. that its disgusting! She would rather eat food from a shop that is several weeks old!I don’t know why I bother at times. Anyhow Sinner wasnt very pleased. You can see by his face….some cats just don’t deserve any sympathy.

How miserable is that!