I knew it!

I have had a terrible time. I was lugged off to the V.E.T.S where I was shoved in an igloo and had needles stuck in my neck!

MEANWHILE Sinner has been taking my place as Ratcatcher General! The little sneek! Now listen everyone, I have caught them out at last! For those of you who are new to this blog I have suffered (believe me how I have suffered )from this THING!

SINNER THE POISONER

Now I ask you, would you want to meet him on a dark night? He has always hated me and several years back he poisoned me and I nearly died!! What other explaination is there! Ever since then I have had these bad turns and I KNEW it was his fault. Well now I have found out the truth…my human was on the phone yesterday talking to the V.E.T. and she said ‘Do you want me to change the dose?’ Of course, thats what she keeps giving me everyday! Poison! And Sinner got her up to it no doubt!

I shall outsmart them, one night Sinner will have an unfortunate accident. You’ll see. I am just a defenseless little puddy cat, all alone in the world, trying to make myself useful by campaigning for my unfortunate brethren, and THIS is how I am treated. I shall hang on, my calling has not been in vain. Over 900 of you have signed my petition on the Downing Street site, and if not why not! Has all my suffering been in vain?

In my weakened state, I am asking you to help………

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/chinacruelty/

Thank you. As my human said, it could be my dying wish!

A cause for celebration.

At least that’s what the other two cats are saying! Poor Boris has been a bit unstable recently and is spending the night at the V.E.T.s. You can guarentee he will be in a terrible mood when he gets back.Meanwhile the other two are enjoying the rare luxury of doing what they want without his Lordship intervening. They can eat their food uninterrupted, sleep in front of the fire, sleep on my bed without getting shoved off……….

Poor Boris has been a bit queasy, we think perhaps his pancreas has been playing up and this morning he was off his feet.

We had all better put your ear plugs in when he gets back tomorrow! It quite tempting to leave him there its so nice and quiet!

You don’t expect us to be out in the cold do you?

What do you think we are? Stupid?

He is moving and that’s final!

Theres no room for two.

Well, you can see the problem can’t you! I wanted to sleep in the hammock and Sinner got there first……as soon as my human left the room I ‘persuaded’ him to get out!

By the way, my petition on Downing Street still needs signing so please help, see below!

PLEASE SIGN THIS DOWNING STREET PETITION

I would be very grateful if you could sign this petition and send the details on to your friends to encourage them to do the same and pass it on. Its on a very short time frame.

http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/chinacruelty/

I am grateful for any support you can give. You have to be a British Citizen or a UK resident to sign.

My reputation is restored!

I have been feeling a bit perkier since my human took me to the V.E.T.s I have no idea why……………anyhow I have been restoring my reputation as Ratcatcher General. I used to be the top ratcatcher in this neighbourhood but after Sinner poisoned me I felt too tired. However, these last three days I have caught three rats in three days. Now you think she would be pleased wouldn’t you? Yesterday I left one in the back garden for her and she didn’t eat it so I bought it inside and started to eat it myself….she went ballistic, complaining bitterly about a headless rat at the foot of the stairs. She should look where shes walking! Theres no gratitude from this woman. What did she expect me to do with it? BBQ it? I even ate the tough part myself (the head). Here we are with nice fresh meat and she grumbles.. that its disgusting! She would rather eat food from a shop that is several weeks old!I don’t know why I bother at times. Anyhow Sinner wasnt very pleased. You can see by his face….some cats just don’t deserve any sympathy.

How miserable is that!