Boristhewondercats messages to the world

November 7, 2009

The significance of the number 23.

Well I am back, and its been a close call I am telling you. I felt really sick. I was carted off to the V.E.T. where I had large numbers of needles stuck in me, for no apparent reason. Then I found out what had really been going on. I was lying there when I overheard my human talking to the V.E.T. They were talking about the number ’23′. The V.E.T. was saying

‘it was 23! We have never known a cat with a result that high before!’

And my human was saying

’23? Good God!’

I dont know if anyone out there knows what they are talking about but its clearly some sort of code.

Then my human was saying

‘ its not going to be easy feeding him seperately’

and the V.E.T said

‘ its really important’

and my human said ( are you ready for this? )

‘I know…….if I dont he will die!’

Now I have been thinking about this…………23 must be the name of a type of poison. That explains why I am being fed seperately, Sinner has been poisoning me again! I have been complaining about this for years,and no one takes a blind bit of notice!

This was confirmed today! I saw some food down there and my human said

‘ you can’t eat that it will make you ill! ‘

What more proof do you need!

Fortunately my human has realised at long last what is going on, and now she watches every mouthful I eat! She won’t allow the other two in the same room when I eat, they have to be fed seperately. Positive proof is that I am now feeling much better”

My life hangs by a thread, you have no idea what it is like having to live in these perilous surroundings!

I have to go back to the V.E.T next week, she says, to have more tests………checking to see if there is any more poison I expect! Its most unnerving!

Doesnt anyone out there care?

October 29, 2009

Back in hospital!!!!

Filed under: Uncategorized — madpam @ 8:32 pm
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Poor Boris, hes has had a rough time recently….he had to go back into hospital as he took another bad turn. Now at least we have discovered that its his pancreas playing up again.

I am hoping he will be home tomorrow. Hes been getting lots of fuss made of him at the vets, they have all got rather fond of him. Hes lapping it up!

Lives rating 4 out of 9!

December 1, 2008

A cause for celebration.

Filed under: Uncategorized — madpam @ 11:26 pm
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At least that’s what the other two cats are saying! Poor Boris has been a bit unstable recently and is spending the night at the V.E.T.s. You can guarentee he will be in a terrible mood when he gets back.Meanwhile the other two are enjoying the rare luxury of doing what they want without his Lordship intervening. They can eat their food uninterrupted, sleep in front of the fire, sleep on my bed without getting shoved off……….

Poor Boris has been a bit queasy, we think perhaps his pancreas has been playing up and this morning he was off his feet.

We had all better put your ear plugs in when he gets back tomorrow! It quite tempting to leave him there its so nice and quiet!

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